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Loki & Shusha

Meet Loki (4 kg) & Shusha — the 2.5 kg micro-anomaly. Combined appetite of a billionaire. Combined means of a houseplant.

They refuse cheap kibble. They want raw wagyu and global travel. But they can’t trade — they have paws. They need your help. We broadcast their unfiltered reality. They get the world. You get $LOSHU.

Feed the cats
  • 0kg combined
  • 0tiny shareholders
  • 0% buy / sell tax
Loki and Shusha — half black cat, half tabby, two golden eyes MICRO-ANOMALY · No. 001
Specimen Loki & Shusha
★ verified floofs
Mass6.5 kg total
ClassApex cuddler
DietRaw wagyu
Loki sleeping over Shusha curled on a couch
Field recording · 19:35

Their unfiltered reality

We broadcast
two cats living
beyond their means.

Most cats accept the kibble. Loki & Shusha filed a complaint. They have reviewed the menu, the floor plan, and the travel itinerary — and found all three unacceptable.

The problem is logistical. They want raw wagyu flown in and a window seat to somewhere warm. They cannot open a wallet, sign a transaction, or reach the top shelf. They have paws. That’s where the community comes in.

“They get the world. You get $LOSHU.”

Meet the shareholders

Two cats. One anomaly.

Loki, a black cat with glowing golden eyes CFO of feelings

Loki 4 kg

Void · midnight unit

A black hole with whiskers. Absorbs all light, sunbeams and snacks. Negotiates exclusively by sitting on the keyboard.

  • CoatEclipse black
  • EyesMolten gold
  • DemandA57 wagyu, rare
  • MoodMenacing & soft
Shusha, a tabby cat with enormous amber eyes CEO of chaos

Shusha 2.5 kg

Tabby · micro-anomaly

Eyes the size of the moon, opinions twice that size. Believes every surface is a runway and every meal should have a passport.

  • CoatToasted caramel
  • EyesAmber search-lights
  • DemandWindow seat, warm
  • MoodDramatic, lovable

The fine print (paw-approved)

Tokenomics, declawed.

0 Total supply One billion treats
0/0 Buy / Sell tax Cats don’t do paperwork
0 LP burned Keys tossed in the litter
∞ Cuddles minted Per holder, forever

Four steps to feed them

How to buy $LOSHU

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with a little SOL.

  2. 02

    Copy the CA

    Grab the contract address below. Verify it everywhere.

  3. 03

    Swap on Solana

    Paste it into Jupiter or Raydium and swap SOL → $LOSHU.

  4. 04

    Feed the cats

    Hold, share the broadcast, and watch the wagyu fund grow.

Contract Address · Solana
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⚠ Always verify the CA against official channels before buying.

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